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From Nothing to Zombie: A 16-Step Guide

The Quickest and Easiest Way to Create a Zombie

Step 1: Start with Earth

Step 2: Add Fire

Step 3: Obtain Life

Step 4: Combine Life and Fire

Step 5: Create Plant Life

Step 6: Add Water

Step 7: Form an Animal

Step 8: Mix Animal and Plant Life

Step 9: Create a Human

Step 10: Add Death

Step 11: Obtain a Ghost

Step 12: Combine Human and Ghost

Step 13: Create a Spirit

Step 14: Combine Spirit and Death

Step 15: Obtain Zombie Flesh

Step 16: Add Zombie Flesh to a Human

Congratulations! You have now successfully created a zombie using the quickest and easiest method possible.